Dan Rath: Help Me Please

A-List Entertainment presents You probably already know me from reading the news. In 2018, I dressed up as a sewing needle and hid inside a strawberry. 

There should be a French word for the moment you realize a bald dude actually has a ponytail. I'm so used to failure that success represents an existential threat. 

"His mind works like no other” ★★★★★ – Chortle (UK) 

“The speed and frequency of his jokes is dizzying… Buckle up.” ★★★★ – The Guardian 

"Book yesterday” ★★★★ – The Age